"Oh my goodness. They look like hoodlums!" -Dad, after seeing a Black Eyed Peas album cover.
Dad: "What is this.... Hobo-stink?" Me: "Umm, that's Hoobastank.
"You guys are the worst family ever!! You ate the bacon?!?!!" -Sarah, on learning that while she had been sick for two days we managed to eat the cookies, bread, and (horror of all horrors) the bacon, that she had been looking forward to enjoying when she was well.
Sarah: "Haha, listen to this: 'Would you either eat whatever you want for the rest of your life or meet your soulmate tomorrow?'"
Me: "Duh, meet the soulmate."
Sarah: "Ummm, that's actually a tough call.... I'm not sure!"
Me: Cleaning this room is getting so old.
Sarah: You're getting so old!!!! Haha!
Dad: "Guess what?! I'm doing my favorite thing!!!"
Sarah: "Umm, making up rules for us?"
Dad: "Organizing my socks."
Sarah: "Oh... umm, oops."
