The difference between a violin and a fiddle it that's it's okay to spill beer on a fiddle.
-Unknown
There are only two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
- Slovenian Proverb
Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way.
-Marcel Proust
I would not join any club that would have someone like me as a member.
-Groucho Marx
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight Eisenhower
It's easy to identify those who cannot count to ten. They're in front of you in the express line at the grocery store.
"Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded."
-John McCain
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception.
-Groucho Marx
"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
-Oscar Wilde
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence."
-William F. Buckley
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